I Always Thought Music Was More Important

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.

The Clintons Represent The Highest Level Of Corruption, But No One Has The Courage To Mention It. Instead They Talk About Rudy Giuliani. Over A Lifetime Of Excellent Service, There's Never Been A Hint Of Corruption In His Behavior But Everybody Investigates Him.

Jews Are Told That They Should Spend Their Lives Helping Others And When They Make A Lot Of Money It Really Bothers Them. So, As A Way To Decrease Their Guilt, They Try To Help The Underdog. They Think, "why Should I Be Rich When So Many Suffer?" They Feel Better Once They Run To The Party That Claims To Defend The Underdog, The Democrats.

By These Things Examine Thyself. By Whose Rules Am I Acting; In Whose Name; In Whose Strength; In Whose Glory? What Faith, Humility, Self-denial, And Love Of God And To Man Have There Been In All My Actions?

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.