I Have No Idea What's Going To

America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.

The Key Is That I'm Always Relevant. Some Of These Comedians Have Nothing To Say. They Don't Have Any Ideas So It's "f" This And "f" That. They Give You A Whole Series Of Swear Words And It's Really Just A Way For Them To Get Themselves Out Of Trouble When They Can't Come Up With Anything. They're Irrelevant And Ridiculous.

People Come To My Shows And Know That They're Going To Hear About What's Going On In The World - What's Happening At The Moment. My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table.

The Pamphlet Uses My Name, My Likeness, My 'shtick' (if You Will), And My Very Act, Which Is Derived From My Personality, To Attract Attention And Converts.

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!