Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?

My Father Was A Very Successful Businessman, But He Was Ruined In The Stock Market Crash. A Big Stockbroker Jumped Out The Window And Fell On His Pushcart.

I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With America In The Future.

Jews Are Living In The Past And They Can't Get Over It.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!