I Have Enough Money To Last Me

My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money, Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grandfather.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.

The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

I've Been Watching Politics For 35 Or 40 Years And You Just Never Know. You Can Have One Person Win The Iowa Caucus And Then The Whole Picture Changes Ten Minutes Later. The Same Thing Can Happen Again After New Hampshire. I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With Our Country In The Future.