Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.