Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

Jews Are Told That They Should Spend Their Lives Helping Others And When They Make A Lot Of Money It Really Bothers Them. So, As A Way To Decrease Their Guilt, They Try To Help The Underdog. They Think, "why Should I Be Rich When So Many Suffer?" They Feel Better Once They Run To The Party That Claims To Defend The Underdog, The Democrats.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.