Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money, Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grandfather.

Money Is Not The Most Important Thing In The World. Love Is. Fortunately, I Love Money.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

Jews Are Told That They Should Spend Their Lives Helping Others And When They Make A Lot Of Money It Really Bothers Them. So, As A Way To Decrease Their Guilt, They Try To Help The Underdog. They Think, "why Should I Be Rich When So Many Suffer?" They Feel Better Once They Run To The Party That Claims To Defend The Underdog, The Democrats.