I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

Certain Things Should Be Yours To Have When You Work Your Way To The Top.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.