Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.