Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.