What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

What's An Archive, Son? Is That Anything Like A Closet?

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims Have Been Chasing Bobcats Instead Of Turkeys.. We'd All Be Eating Pussy On Thanksgiving?!

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.