You Make Me Wish That Birth Control

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I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

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