I Carry A Knife Now Because I

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson, But It Can Open Up People's Minds Enough For Them To See How Stupid Every Kind Of Prejudice Can Be.