The Food Here Is So Tasteless You

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.