The Food Here Is So Tasteless You

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.

Music Played A Large Role In The Survival Of The Black People In America — That And A Sense Of Humor That Just Couldn't Be Enslaved.