I Aim To Please. I'm Nothing If

Old People Really Do Have A Secret Though. You Wanna Know What It Is? Luck.

I'm Hooked On Email. That's Right, Kids, I'm One Of You.

I Said That The Only Way I Could Have A Band That Would Work In The Format Of My Show Is If The Band Were Crap. So If I Have A Band They'd Have To Really Suck.

The Universe Is Very, Very Big.

I'm Careful With Money.