I'm Careful With Money.

Late Night Is No Different Than Making A Film, Really, Except That It's Faster, And If You Do A Crap One, You Can Do A Better One Tomorrow. Writing A Novel And Doing Stand-up - That Stuff Is Very Similar.

Personally, I Hope He Doesn't Get Out Of The Campaign. I Need Rick Perry. I Don't Want To Spend The Next Year Trying To Do Jokes About Mitt Romney.

If The Fed Ceases Hiking, Against The Backdrop Of Still Rising Commodity Prices, Then The Australian Dollar Will Have Few Reasons For Resisting Any Topside Advances.

If Scotland And America Go To War, I'm Afraid I've Already Sworn In.

It Seemed That I Performed Better Sober Than Drunk. Who Knew?