I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

I'm Really Very Sorry For You All, But It's An Unjust World, And Virtue Is Triumphant Only In Theatrical Performances.

Society Has Quite Forsaken All Her Wicked Courses, Which Empties Our Police Courts, And Abolishes Divorces.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

If Your Master Is Surly, From Getting Up Early (and Tempers Are Short In The Morning), An Inopportune Joke Is Enough To Provoke Him To Give You, At Once, A Month's Warning.