As Is Gloriously Sung In The Gilbert

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

The Privilege And Pleasure That We Treasure Beyond Measure Is To Run On Little Errands For The Ministers Of State.

I Am A Child Of Nature, And Take After My Mother.

Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll On! Through Pathless Realms Of Space, Roll On!

If You Give Me Your Attention, I Will Tell You What I Am: I'm A Genuine Philanthropist--all Other Kinds Are Sham. Each Little Fault Of Temper And Each Social Defect In My Erring Fellow Creatures, I Endeavor To Correct.