A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.

I Often Think It's Comical How Nature Always Does Contrive That Every Boy And Every Gal That's Born Into The World Alive Is Either A Little Liberal Or Else A Little Conservative!

If I Can Wheedle A Knife Or A Needle, Why Not A Silver Churn?

All Bayonets Are Bad.

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.