A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy

Things Are Seldom What They Seem.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

After Many Unhappy Experiments In The Direction Of An Ideal Republic, It Was Found That What May Be Described As A Despotism Tempered By Dynamite Provides, On The Whole, The Most Satisfactory Description Of Ruler - An Autocrat Who Dares Not Abuse His Autocratic Power.

Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.