All Bayonets Are Bad.

A Popular Speaker, However Unpopular And Insignificant, Has Only To Wind Up His Speech With Half-a-dozen Lines Of Shakespeare (and To Make It Clearly Understood That They Are Shakespeare's) And He Will Sit Down Amid Thunders Of Applause.

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.

For Duty, Duty Must Be Done; The Rule Applies To Everyone.

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.