When Every Blessed Thing You Have Is

I'm Really Very Sorry For You All, But It's An Unjust World, And Virtue Is Triumphant Only In Theatrical Performances.

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

You Must Lie Upon The Daisies And Discourse In Novel Phrases Of Complicated State Of Mind. The Meaning Doesn't Matter If It's Only Idle Chatter Of A Transcendental Kind.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.