When Every Blessed Thing You Have Is

If The Jests That You Crack Have An Orthodox Smack, You May Get A Bland Smile From These Sages; But Should It, By Chance, Be Imported From France, Half-a-crown Is Stopped Out Of Your Wages!

I Accept Refreshment At Any Hands, However Lowly.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general, I've Information Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Know The Kings Of England, And I Quote The Fights Historical, From Marathon To Waterloo, In Order Categorical.

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.

There's A Fascination Frantic In A Ruin That's Romantic.