Hypocrisy Is Great Fodder For Comedy.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.

Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is Soooo Yesterday.

Think Of All That Hard Work Our Founding Fathers Put In - The Revolutionizing, The Three-fifths Compromising, Having To Write The Entire Constitution With A Quill - And Yet They Neglected To Include The Right To Vote.

As The Great Philosopher George Santayana Would Have Said, 'those Who Cannot Remember The Past . . . Should Simply Read Jan Van Meter's Tippecanoe And Tyler Too.' Van Meter's Greatest Hits Collection Of Slogans Is The Catchiest Ever Retelling Of American History. It's Like The Greatest Minds Of Madison Avenue Sat Down To Write A History Book. They Don't Make Sound Bites Like They Used To!