Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date

Which One Of You Is Going To Be Runner-up?

Every Golfer Can Expect To Have Four Bad Shots In A Round And When You Do, Just Put Them Out Of Your Mind. This, Of Course Is Hard To Do When You've Had Them And You're Not Even Off The First Tee.

There Is No Tragedy In Missing A Putt, No Matter How Short. All Have Erred In This Respect.

Whatever Happens On The Golf Course Is Ok, Because If I Put The Ball In Trouble I Know That I Have The Skills To Get It Out Of Trouble And Back Into Play.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.