Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

My Dear, Did You Ever Stop To Think What A Wonderful Bunker You Would Make?

Why Waste Good Shots In Practice When You Might Need Them In A Match?

I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.