That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Short Putts Are Missed Because It Is Not Physically Possible To Make The Little Ball Travel Over Uncertain Ground For Three Or Four Feet With Any Degree Of Regularity.

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.

I Would Rather Be Of Clear Mind And Decision With The Wrong Club Than With An Unclear Mind And The Right Club.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.

I Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire. I Just Wanted To Live Like One.