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He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Short Putts Are Missed Because It Is Not Physically Possible To Make The Little Ball Travel Over Uncertain Ground For Three Or Four Feet With Any Degree Of Regularity.