He's So Fat, He Can Be His

Happiness Is Having A Rare Steak, A Bottle Of Whiskey, And A Dog To Eat The Rare Steak.

Never Ask Your Wife If She Still Hears From Her Old Pimp.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some Slides Of Your Neighbor's Vacation And Finding Out That He Spent Two Weeks In A Nudist Colony.

He's So Fat, He Can Be His Own Running Mate.