He's So Fat, He Can Be His

I Know You've Been Married To The Same Woman For 69 Years. That Is Marvelous. It Must Be Very Inexpensive.

Democracy Means That Anyone Can Grow Up To Be President, And Anyone Who Doesn't Grow Up Can Be Vice President.

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.

The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.