The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing

Like Their Parents, Kids Flock To See James Bond And Derek Flint Movies - Outrageously Antiheroic Heroes Who Break All The Taboos, Making Attractive The Very Things The Kids Are Told They Shouldn't Do Themselves.

I Can't Go Anywhere Without Being Bugged By Somebody. I'd Love To Just Hike Out Down The Street, Or Drop In A Restaurant, Or Wander In The Park, Or Take My Kids Somewhere Without Collecting A Trail Of People. But I Can't.

Nbc's A Little Jealous Of Cnn Correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They Want To Get A Reporter With A Macho-sounding Name Too, So They're Changing Irving R. Levine's Name To Scud Shrapnel.

I Would Like To Say, For The Record, That I Am In Favor Of Using More American Indians And Other Minorities In Motion Pictures, I Am Against Polluting The Oceans Of The World, I Am For Every Nationality Having Its Own Homeland, I Am Against Whacking Baby Seals On The Head, And I Am For Saving The Whales.

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.