He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

The Older I Get, The Faster I Was.

I'm Not A Role Model.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.... It's Not Like It Was When I Was Growing Up. My Mom And My Grandmother Told Me How It Was Going To Be. If I Didn't Like It, They Said, Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out. Parents Have To Take Better Control.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.