I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

The Meek May Inherit The Earth, But They Wont Get The Ball From Me.

My Message Is Simple: Take Control Of Your Life

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.