If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber,

When I Speak To Kids I Tell Them, 'hey, You Think Your Parents Are A Pain In The Ass Now, But They're Going To Get Smarter As You Get Older.'

Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit Him Back. Even If It Does Look Like He Hasn't Eaten In A While.

I Don't Believe Athletes Should Be Role Models. . . . We're A One-shot Deal, One In A Million, So We Should Be The Least Likely Role Models. . . . I Think One Of The Problems In Society Today Is That We Don't Stress Education Enough, Because We Glorify Athletes, Actors And Actresses.

I Want Her To Understand That It's Going To Be A Factor In Her Life. I Just Want Her To Know That (racism) Does Exist, And I Want Her To Always Be Diligent, And If She Sees It, Address It And Fight It.

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.