The Older I Get, The Faster I

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.

Unfortunately, As I Tell My White Friends, We As Black People, We're Never Going To Be Successful Not Because Of You White People But Because Of Other Black People.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.