The Older I Get, The Faster I

I Think You Have An Obligation To Be Honest.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

The Word Conservative Means Discriminatory Practically. It's A Form Of Political Discrimination. What Do The Republicans Run On? Against Gay Marriage And For A War That Makes No Sense. A War That Was Based On Faulty Intelligence. That's All They Ever Talk About. That And Immigration. Another Discriminatory Argument For Political Gain.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.