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I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

I Want To Be A Politician. I Think I Understand How The System Works, I Think A Lot Of Politicians Are Corrupt, And It's About Time We Put Some People In There Who Are Going To Look Out For The Majority Of The People Instead Of The Rich People.