My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model, Parents Should Be Role Models.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

I Don't Worry About Playing Basketball; That Comes Natural. I Just Want To Have Fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: This Is Like Spring Break In The Ghetto.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.