My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative It Makes Me Sick To My Stomach.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.