My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

Only Poor People Go To Jail.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit Him Back. Even If It Does Look Like He Hasn't Eaten In A While.

Yeah Ernie, Its Called Defense, I Mean I Wouldn't Know Anything About It Personally But I've Heard About It Through The Grapevine.