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Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.