Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From

Every Team In The Western Conference Has Flaws.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

I Don't Get Into The Gun Stuff. Some Guys Have Guns Who Go Hunting. Where Do We Stop (the Gun Control) At? I'm Not A Hunter, But We Can't Say People Can't Have Guns.

Poor People Cannot Rely On The Government To Come To Help You In Times Of Need. You Have To Get Your Education. Then Nobody Can Control Your Destiny.

I Got Pulled Over When I Was Behind The Wheel Of A Porsche In Philly Once For What We Call Dwb - Driving While Black.