He Was Such A Bad Writer, They

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

My Wife Wants Something Foreign For Christmas - Like A Mexican Divorce.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?