Have The Man At The Station Put

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.