Happiness Is A Tiger In Your Tank

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

I Would Like To Say, For The Record, That I Am In Favor Of Using More American Indians And Other Minorities In Motion Pictures, I Am Against Polluting The Oceans Of The World, I Am For Every Nationality Having Its Own Homeland, I Am Against Whacking Baby Seals On The Head, And I Am For Saving The Whales.

The Good News Is That The President Gets Another Chance. The Bad News Is That He'll Be Two Weeks Older.

Do You Know My Dream? I Really Want To Become An Aluminum-siding Salesman.

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.