Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor

I Wouldn't Have The Slightest Interest In Running For Public Office. I'd Rather Make Jokes About Politicians Than Become One Of Them.

Last Night, It Was So Cold, The Flashers In New York Were Only Describing Themselves.

Air Canada. That's A Good Name For A Canadian Airline.

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".