Democracy Means Free Television, Not Good Television,

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

I Think Students Ought To Have The Right To Protest, But Not To The Point Of Anarchy.

I've Worked Ever Since I Was A Kid With A Two-bit Kit Of Magic Tricks Trying To Improve My Skills At Entertaining Whatever Public I Had - And To Make Myself Ready, Whenever The Breaks Came, To Entertain A Wider And More Demanding Public.

I Work Because I Enjoy What I'm Doing, And The Fact That I Make Money At It - Big Money - Is A Fine-and-dandy Side Fact.

I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home, Putting It In The Bedroom.