Growing Old Is Something You Do If

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?