Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel

Goldie Hawn Is Funny, Sexy, Beautiful, Talented, Intelligent, Warm, And Consistently Sunny. Other Than That, She Doesn't Impress Me At All.

I Don't Like Dating Or Just Living With A Woman. I Like To Create A Relationship, A Marriage. And Almost All Of My Marriages Have Involved Children, So I'm Really A Family Man As Well.

You Get Attached To The Way You Write, And I'm Attached To Notebooks. That's Where I Really Write The Plays. Just Two Or Three Pages At A Time, Then I Transfer To The Typewriter And Rewrite While I Type.

It Looks Different When You're Sober; I Thought I Had Twice As Much Furniture.

When Its 100 Degrees In New York, It's 72 In Los Angeles. When Its 30 Degrees In New York, In Los Angeles It's Still 72. However, There Are 6 Million Interesting People In New York, And Only 72 In Los Angeles.