Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel

Talent Is The Gift Plus The Passion - A Desire To Succeed So Intense That No Force On Earth Can Stop It.

Writing Is An Escape From A World That Crowds Me. I Like Being Alone In A Room. It's Almost A Form Of Meditation- An Investigation Of My Own Life.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.