Give Your Mind A Chance To Travel

All Humor Is Based On Hostility - That's Why World War Two Was Funny.

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

Never Underestimate The Stimulation Of Eccentricity.

Talent Is The Gift Plus The Passion - A Desire To Succeed So Intense That No Force On Earth Can Stop It.

Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.