Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

I Understand. You Work Very Hard Two Days A Week And You Need A Five-day Weekend. That's Normal.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.