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Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

How Long Do You Want To Wait Until You Start Enjoying Life? When You're Sixty-five You Get Social Security.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

Money Brings Some Happiness. But After A Certain Point, It Just Brings More Money.

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.