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I Don't Use Computers... I'm Someone Who Needs To See The Page Right Away In My Hand.

Once You Start Compromising Your Thoughts, You're A Candidate For Mediocrity.

Gee, What A Terrific Party. Later On We'll Get Some Fluid And Embalm Each Other.

I Don't Like Dating Or Just Living With A Woman. I Like To Create A Relationship, A Marriage. And Almost All Of My Marriages Have Involved Children, So I'm Really A Family Man As Well.

When Its 100 Degrees In New York, It's 72 In Los Angeles. When Its 30 Degrees In New York, In Los Angeles It's Still 72. However, There Are 6 Million Interesting People In New York, And Only 72 In Los Angeles.