Give The People What They Think They

Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home When It Comes To Wearing What You Like.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.