Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well,

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.

I Love Israel For Its Blue And White Flag As It Matches My Legs.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do