Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well,

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Obama Came In And Said He Was Going Turn Everything Around, And You Can't. Give The Guy A Break. But I Question A Lot Of What's Happening. It's Certainly Going To Reflect In My Vote, But Who Else Is There? It's A Horrible Time, Because People Vote Party Lines Instead Of What's Good For The Country. I Think The Whole Health Care Issue Turned So Ugly, Because Of Party Lines, And That's Not What That's Supposed To Be About.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

You Have To Do More Than Just Kill Time Or Time Will Quickly Kill You.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.