Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.