Have You Noticed That All The People

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.

Do Unto Others, Then Run