Do Unto Others, Then Run

Girls Are Like Pianos. When They're Not Upright, They're Grand.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?