Do Unto Others, Then Run

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.