Do Unto Others, Then Run

Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born ?

Roses Are Reddish Violets Are Bluish If It Weren't For Christmas We'd All Be Jewish.

I Never Yell, I Never Tell, But I'm Grateful As Hell.

That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.