George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend.

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.

We Were Doing It Under The Most Extraordinary Circumstances, But The First Out Of The Tent In The Morning Would Be David Lean. He Said To Me On The Very First Day Of Shooting, Pete, This Is The Beginning Of A Great Adventure.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

There Are Only Two Things One Has To Bear In Mind. One Has To Be Credulous - Able To Believe - And Skeptical - Able To Not Believe, Because If You Are Not Skeptical, You Will Believe Rubbish. If You Are Not Credulous You Will Learn Nothing And The Only Way To Balance Those Two Is To Recognize The Mystery Of Things.

I Have No Intention Of Uttering My Last Words On The Stage. Room Service And A Couple Of Depraved Young Women Will Do Me Quite Nicely For An Exit.