I Will Not Be An Ordinary Man,

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

I Found Him Perhaps The Least Terrifying Man I've Ever Met In The Theater—because At First Glance I Could See Through Him And He Could See Through Me, And He Knew That I Knew That He Knew. Look, Love, I've Been Bullied All My Life By Bigger Experts Than Larry Olivier, I Can Assure You, And He's Just Got To Get In Line.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It.

We Were In The Arabian Desert For Nine Months. And I Was Having The Time Of My Life. It Could Have Been An Archeological Expedition, A Military Expedition.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.