Acting Has Been Described As Farting About

I Will Not Be A Common Man. I Will Stir The Smooth Sands Of Monotony.

Pope Paul Iii Was The Greatest Thief In The History Of The Church.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

The Good Parts Are The People Who Don't Make Do. They're The Interesting People. Lear Doesn't Make Do.

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.